Journal Entry: Sat Oct 29, 2011, 3:10 PM
"Men don't write things!
Men kill wild boar and the blood splatter spells out what they want to say!
Men don't even own computers!
They live in lavishly decorated caves and eat raw meat while smoking cigars and playing guitars and are constantly walking away from explosions without looking back.
Real men work out by strangling nazis and saving orphans, kittens and women from various threats.
They also all fly jets in their spare time and go skydiving without a parachute, surviving the fall every time by punching death in the face, thus coming away unharmed.
Men never speak.
They communicate purely through fist fights."
Was talking to a friend about what a man is.
Sometimes I laugh at my own jokes.
This was one of those times.
Thought I'd share.
Listening to: Guster
Reading: Your mind
Watching: Star Trek DS9
Playing: you for a fool
Eating: YOUR SOUL
Drinking: YOUR SOUL'S SODA