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HOLY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK.You know how this morning I made a journal about how Dala posted my music video on their Facebook page and their Manager emailed me and said I did a great job?
GUESS WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.
HOLY SHIT.
HOLY SHIT.
The manager is my mom's friend's brother (as I explained) and they were emailing back and fourth about it and she just called to tell me that he decided he WANTS ME TO DIRECT DALA'S ACTUAL NEXT MUSIC VIDEO NEXT JUNE.
HOLY
FUCKING
FUCK.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I LOVE THE WORLD.
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON.
ALSKDJFLKSJFLKJSALFKJF.
He's talking to Dala about it right now.
We'll see how things pan out, but even just the POSSIBILITY of it happening is enough to make my freaking life.
And also, ALSO - I have learned now that he's a music professor at a Humber college, and if I apply there for their film program (which I hear is petty good), he can get me in really easily. (It's not where I want to go, but if I don't get into the program I want at York

A Poem About WordsA Word on Words

I’ve never been very good with words.
I spend so much time searching for the right ones,
For that one perfect phrase to describe a feeling.
Slippery as a sunfish it incessantly escapes me,
Or gets hooked upon my lip.

It’s difficult to say what I mean,
Let alone mean what I say.
And words make it so much harder;
Ineffectual, impersonal and imprecise as they are.

I might say I love a steaming pot of tea in the morning,
Or a big cozy sweater on a winter’s day.
But sweaters and tea don’t quite add up to how I feel about you.

You might say a rose is pretty,
Or a sunset.
But I am hardly a flower or a sink

Rune Fills Out a Questionaire1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OCs.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal.
1. What is your name?
Rune. The very sound of which should make you cower in fear, weakling.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
I assume it is because my father thought it was a name fit for a king. And it was. You impudent fool.
3. Are you single or taken?
Its complicated. Mink and I were in love, but I may or may not have murdered her entire family, herself included - IN ANY CASE details aside, we're over. I'm completely over her. And also dating her ex's niece against her will. Ahem. Next question. I have...er...king things to do..yes. A great many kingly duties. Can't be caught chatting about my love life. Successful as it may be. Next question. Chop, chop.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
I can kill you in a heartbeat. Those are all the powers you need worry about.
5. Stop being a Mary-sue

UniveeersityyySo I always wanted to take a year off, but then I applied to a bunch of universities and decided that if I got into any of them I'd just defer for a year and go after my travel time. In the bunch I applied to was this one about "Screenwriting" that only accepts 10 students per year out of hundreds that apply. It was connected to one of the film programs I was applying to, and I was like "lol, I'll just apply to this for fun."
Guess which program I got into.
I dare you.
Yeah.
That one.
The crazy-hard to get into one. And it's hilarious, because I also applied for the straight film production at the same school, which accepts 150 students per year, and didn't make the cut. But the program that accepts 10. That's the one I get into. Not that I'm complaining. The reason I wanted to take up film in the first place was because I love story telling, and I've always wanted to write movies, (or better yet, be on a team of script writers for a TV show. You have no idea how many times I've

Hey! Hey, you!Are feeling down? Overwhelmed with work, stressing for finals? Do you have a need for action, friendship, and an abundance of candy puns? Well, I have just the thing you're looking for!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmZhMeY5L44
This'll give you the laughs you need. Singing, dancing, and angst! All of the elements needed to turn your day around!
(WARNING: The video above contains cussing, (implied) imploding heads, and a lack of pants.)

Let's be the change we want to see in the world.I'd like to just clear something up that seems to elude a lot of people's thoughts. Someone who is gay is not different from you or anyone else, someone who is a different race is no different from anyone, someone who has a disability is still like you, someone who likes different things, has lived a different life, has a different living style or style of looking is JUST LIKE YOU. We are all the same deep down, everyone hurts, everyone loves, everyone lives, everyone dies. We all think, we all breath, we all try to go about our lives how we see fit, so why hinder someone else from living their life by hurting them, whether it be emotionally or physically? We are all human. We are all equal as living beings. Let's start acting like it. Let's be the change we want to see in the world. We have the power to make things better, for EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE. We don't need to have an uprising, or a war, in fact, I think we could do with less violence. What ever happened to loving your neighbor a

Studying for Exams... IN GIFS :DI have my christmas exams this week, this is how studying has went and is going:
Teacher announces: EXAMS NEXT WEEK, HOPE YOU ALL STUDIED
You're probably gonna fail because you spent the whole year like:
So you ask, "Can you tell us what's gonna be on the test" and they're like:
So you're like:
So you go home and try to study like:
You look over notes hoping that helps, but that made it worse so you're like:
So you give up, go out and have the most magical week of your life:
Then you remember the exams are tomorrow and you haven't studied:
But then on the day you stroll into the building like:
Fuck it, I'm an Under-Achiever anyway!
How does your study routine work out for you?

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Journal Entry: Sat Oct 29, 2011, 3:10 PM

"Men don't write things!
Men kill wild boar and the blood splatter spells out what they want to say!
Men don't even own computers!
They live in lavishly decorated caves and eat raw meat while smoking cigars and playing guitars and are constantly walking away from explosions without looking back.
Real men work out by strangling nazis and saving orphans, kittens and women from various threats.
They also all fly jets in their spare time and go skydiving without a parachute, surviving the fall every time by punching death in the face, thus coming away unharmed.
Men never speak.
They communicate purely through fist fights."

Was talking to a friend about what a man is.

Sometimes I laugh at my own jokes.

This was one of those times.

Thought I'd share.

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Listening to: Guster
Reading: Your mind
Watching: Star Trek DS9
Playing: you for a fool
Eating: YOUR SOUL
Drinking: YOUR SOUL'S SODA

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!Miftic Dec 23, 2011 Student General Artist

This is hilarious! I love it!

~toxic-nightcore Nov 23, 2011 Student Digital Artist

... THIS JUST ABOUT SUMS UP DUDES

~Robonaruto Nov 17, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

i dont agree when men are simple they be happy
saving pple and stuff and walking away from explosions is hard and difficult

i cook and read and occasionally do both for my girlfriend
all that IS simple and all that MAKES me happy

~MarluxiaSutcliff116 Nov 6, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

lol niceeee XD i agree :3

~microwave-happy Nov 1, 2011

Their backs are also immune to the flames, derived from the thousands of trips to hell and back after kidnapping the evil's fiddle and using it to shoot arrows at trees so they form into perfect spheres. They also smell nice because they wear old spice.

~tribble-of-doom Nov 2, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

True men can do all these things.

~microwave-happy Nov 4, 2011

My new criteria for a boyfriend.

~tribble-of-doom Nov 5, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

He-who-shall-not-be-named-in-this-comment sure does have a lot to live up to then

~microwave-happy Nov 5, 2011

Well, yes. But I'm willing to settle with just the walking away from explosions part.

~CuddlyVSApocalyptic Nov 1, 2011

what about "talking to telepaths"? i found that amusing...

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